Once upon a time, I had a dream. Thankfully, I own my own washer and dryer. But seriously, I've been working on standup for some time now; and I'm always coming up with dark, perverted and funny ideas whereever I go, so no one takes me anywhere anymore...but their loss is your gain, since now I record these mental ramblings, and release them here and on my own website thanks to my buddy Simba from the show

I suppose I should thank people here or people would say this is a thankless page. I'm here all week.

Thanks to my buddies from the Funday Pawpet show;KP, Simba, EB, Herbie, Yappy, Liesel, Jouva, Rasvar, etc, et all, where I perform most weeks with a puppet on my hand, and with the new headset mikes we have at the show, guess where the other hand is? And thank you to all those fans who watch and donate and contribute and download and upload and generally share their love every show; it's really appreciated. If you have any donations you wish to make that you didn't send in; I'll gladly take them.

Thanks to all my friends at home and at work who know about what I do in my spare time, yet allow me to live.

Thanks to my other close friends; Findra, Chilly, Skyler, T-Chall, Doodles, Yippee, Roxikat, 2 The Ranting Gryphon, Uncle Kage, Bloogryffe, the cast of the PA Pets and other affiliate shows, and too many others to name.

Thanks to Fender and Gibson Guitars, Alienware PC systems, Sony Wega LCD televisions, IPod, Toshiba Laptops, GMC trucks, Omega watches, Armani suits, and Boddington's Pub Ales. I own none of these things, but I understand that you get free stuff for these endorsements, and all this stuff is top notch!

And since this is the About me page, lets see...I'm close to 6 foot tall depending on what I'm standing on, enjoy art, music, video games, comedy, building movie props, and nothing more then relaxing with a fine book or movie, a well mixed hi-ball, and good friends, or my cat, or in a pinch, me.

So with that said, disclaimer; I use foul and offensive language; some of the ideas I came up with are disturbing, vile, or heartless or all of the above, and a lot of different foods cause me to emit very obnoxious odors. On the plus side I'm a pretty good tapdancer, compared to Ethel Merman. Currently I mean. As in, she's dead, I'm not, and she gives me a good run for the money anyway.